The blond hipster says no because he thinks he's too cool to do whatever it is he is supposed to do. How fucking shocking.

Madonna's tunnel of whorishness guides cars and trucks to safety

The thoughtful dog wondered if a beggar could have sex with innocent rabbits for money...

What you say when a Justin Bieber song comes on the radio.

grey man searches frantically in the darkness even though he "can't even see what [he's] doing"

flying moose

The Jeopardy board attached to a body is dancing with a cane

Yay. The cancerous animal cell is turning five. Happy birthday.

You down with Flcl? Yeah. You know me.

The angry sun is like, Dude. You know too much. NOW YOU MUST DIE.!

The plutonic friends, Chinese man and wigga have an afternoon chat.

Someone spent way too much time drawing out the lyrics to some song I don't know with a Viking hat in the background. =/