A potato that thinks it will get chicks by dissing China.

An unspecified sea creature in disguise as a school teacher that lives on MacDonald's.

I guy that doesn't intend on coming back to Earth

A banana that is frustrated because he is a banana and not a strawberry. Bitches love Strawberries.

A chicken puppet hand

-A female front wedgie-

A frustrated guy that wants waffles but he kind find any because he can't see the one on his head.

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An old man that loves skinny dipping and ice-cream.

Just pukin' purple whilst in several pieces because I could of just got attacked by a shark assuming I'm in the sea or-

My sixth sense is telling me that something is not right.

An alien that is merely camp and could represent Roger from American Dad.

Some really happy bald guy with a smelly chin.

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