The blue bird is smiling because it has a very perky breast.

A brown bug is popping out of your mom's butt cheeks. That's rather unfortunate. Luckily, the bug is friendly.

That dude exhales so fast that the air goes "swoosh!"

Hell yeah, grapes are the best!

Doodle or Die

Georgina of the Jungle didn't look out for that tree.

The man with the enormous head and unfortunately large mouth has a little stick man standing on his tongue.

The invisible man is wearing a very dapper suit.

You're going to shift my gravity by 90 degrees? Challenge accepted. *continues eating cereal*

The CIA agent has his gun at the ready, but is smoking a cigarette. So clearly he isn't too concerned with the job.

The invisible man is about to shoot a poor, defenseless, brown shoe.

Oh no, the man with the beret is sad because his favorite red dress has become rather gun-shaped.

North America as drawn by a 12-year-old on MS paint.

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