green instructions for a life well lived.

A shark is fantasizing about eating a bowlered surfer with dangly man-boobs. I guess the shark just got out of a really bad relationship.

New Chain

A fat rat sniffs a carrot salad.

A Cat Girl is incredibly Kawaii, and I wish she was my waifu.

New Chain

A girl floating down Hangover River on a yellow intertube.

A suicidal raindrop falls from the storm clouds.

Dear God, no

Fish faced dude with fluffy orange hair says, "Cool."

Doodle or Die

Sweater vest fight!

ALF is it in the biggest interstellar game of tag

Princess Penelope Puppypants is pleased with her performance in the Puppy Place Parade.

An attendant at a Nazi rally is redundantly homophobic.

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