A moose is accused of liking Homestuck. He says, "I'm not a Homestuck, I'm a MOOSE!" Clearly bullshit. He reeks of gray paint and hairspray.

there's like this rock wall and a whole bunch of troll blood on the ground.

Your name is RUFIO and you have just reached the D-LEVEL COMBO.

bob marley the cheeto

cop comes up to a crackhead who is also a cat lover. he checks his pocket and sees weed. the cat lover says "THAT'S NOT WEED, THAT'S CATNIP"

john tries to take a selfie but he slips and fucks up and accidentally takes a picture of one of his eyes and his forehead

that vaccuum thing from the teletubbies shit

strawberry wants to get into pie, but its too late, pie is already been bake...

da-fuckā„¢. Probably founded by a black teenager who believes in swagger.

an unfinished wolf drawing

pging dr faget

pacman ghost stuck on a mountain

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