An candy corn of questionable morality and a nicotine addiction sodomizes monochrome santa with a candy cane.

A rectangular yellow gaming fanatic.

Melted tetris pieces slowly crush 4 stoned people, one has blue hair, and two are spooning. The fourth watches creepily with dapper hair.

A whacked mole has had enough.

a shriveled villain contemplates alien abductions.

a roughspun green tunic

A toff judges the public singing and dancing of a long-armed man.

New Chain

An elderly lady attempting to smuggle a crow through airport security.

a mess of dolphins crushed by a purple sex toy.

New Chain

A mysterious one-eyed gentleman in a top hat sells a scabby horse to an unsuspecting japanese warlord.

Doodle or Die

A phallic mushroom lies battered and confused on the ground, having been assaulted by a nasty cabbage with a blunt weapon.

An ancestor of Noah.

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