A white ghost is blind to the fact there's a black man standing menacingly behind him.
I'm happy!
A dragon cries blood.
Two strange wiggly horned creatures complain. One of them has glasses.
'OH SHIT, SLENDERMAN IN A GO-KART, WHAT DO WE DO?!'
A squid and a crab are in love, but their love can never be. You see, the crab men and squid people are forbidden from being together. War.
Skull and crossed boners.
A lizard sticks it's tail into a balloon knot. Yeah, you heard me.
Man gives cash machine a hand job.
A man dances with a lamp. Sexy disco lamp.
A fish laughs at a philosopher.
A tiny, grey cat flies over a jail cell.