a bubble gum man eats a handkerchief while delighting in it

a wizard with scary glowing red and yellow eyes declares "I C U" such that some people may shit their pants

a sad grey Rollerblade says Life Sux

a cowboy takes a picture of Old Faithful. Either that or a blue tree.

a shark with a pretty red bow

a very scary evil jackolantern with a bad blonde Chuckie-type haircut

a man happily strolls along with a brief case

jake the dog stares at a man with a large nose who is standing halfway off the screen

a man dies tragically