Why does the clown only bleed from the right half of his body? Nobody knowwwwwssss...

Droplet of wine is sad that his friends in the wine glass have left him behind.

The wall-eyed man loved his 6 so much that he broke its back. Really bad.

Reindeer vs. Tree: massive punctuation fight, go!

This alien has an amazing capacity for love. Even when it's drowning in lava, it's still such an optimist.

If you're self-confident enough, you can be anything you want. Even a Christmas tree.

God is upset, Old Testament style.

River runs through it.

Skyreguard the Perverted thinks that putting on a Batman mask will keep everyone from noticing that he's peed his underwear.

An emphatic "NO," in pink.

Old man complains that he's now an orphan. Deaf, skinny-dipping hillbilly can't hear him.

A concerned eel judges Krusty the Clown for his life choices.