Dad got too drunk at the Christmas party...

some dude who is far too excited about his new sonic shirt. I think he needs to get laid...

a man who's arm was replaced by a beautiful flower. He seems pretty happy about it.

a stick of butter seductively unwraps itself.

santa is macking out with a blonde duck wearing a fancy blue dress and heels.

a cool dude with glasses is in love with a dyslexic nerd.

someone eating a heart with a fork.

a magenta baby with a paperclip on its diaper is smiling

SPARTA!!!

a pregnant man with a swollen foot stands around as a yellow/blue/green tornado approaches

Christmas banana dancing

a butcher knife has been stabbed into the middle of a book.