Doodle or Die

a monkey in a convertible car, with the top down, at night getting a blowjob yelling "OH YEAH BABY!"

Doodle or Die

giant black centipede snagged on the grey carpet, calling for help with aforementioned snagging

aerial view of a park bench on green grass, there's a bowl of some dark green substance on the right side. nothing else is in view.

wile e coyote looks at an acme product. it's in a large grey crate with a label reading "acme" in red font. wile's hands are on his hips.

a grey robot with huge arms, black square eyes, small antenna, and a ^ on _ITS_ right (left of the screen) and an upside down L on its left

a fat anime lifts up her shirt and bra to reveal her large shiny breasts

New Chain

riding a black unicorn down the side of an erupting volcano while drinking from a chalice filled with the laughter of small children

rip box, 1996-2010

unicron gets golden shower

DUCK it said i needed more text so i typed this -%-420 420 toke up-%-

a W, another smaller W, and a smaller yellow E on top of each other

a green alien with a rad blonde ponytail has its brains sucked out of its head with a... *GASP* BENDY STRAW

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