A peg-legged pirate FedExes his eyepatch-wearing dog. They're both happy about it.

Castiel has a crisis of faith.

A pair of blue jeans is adorned with a gold wallet chain and a top hat.

A house rings a doorbell, then plays ding DONG ditch.

Another freaking happy clam.

E.T. stands beneath a raincloud. E.T. may have lost his arms.

A pink human with a bow in his hair and with a tumor on his face has sex with a duck from behind. They are on a field of grass.

The birthday of the "I am twelve and what is this" child, who is celebrating alone.

Sam has lost his shoe.

An angry fellow consumes a large chocolate chip cookie from a bag.

A smiling man reflects on his combover.

A tomato is threatened at gunpoint by his father, who cries.