shit son you got a moldy lemon

Happy birthday to poop!

this cow just got a new horse head but it's regretting its decision

New Chain

I am sitting next to an apple and I can SMELL IT

I spread jelly on toast that is wearing a belt and is pretty sensitive

New Chain

A man folds laundry next to a glass of milk. Gee he has a lot of socks.

a hot dog relaxes in a bun with a moisturizing smear of mustard on its body. delicious.

Soon I'll be taking flight from my shoulders!

a sword says hello

Can you see into my eyes, like open morse code? Light shines in the corner.

Doodle or Die

A post it note-tragically mirrors my actions in life it's very deep and has a lot of meaning

a melting rainbow looks a little forlorn

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