Happy Lemon Bill, so happy indeed. He roams the world, as he please. But life gave him lemons. A lemon family indeed. Happy Lemon Bill.

A elephant wishes he had a lasagna instead of a hot dog.

A humanoid pickle insults a chicken. Or it's a cucumber insulting a chicken. OR A MIXTURE OF BOTH

Holy fucking shit. IS THAT A FUCKING BROOM. OH MY FUCKING GOD I NEED THIS GOD DAMN BROOM IN MY FUCKING LIFE HOLY GOD DAMN SHIT I NEED IT NOW

Go home Alex. Nobody likes you, you worthless piece of shit. You don't even pay the fucking rent. All you do is watch TV all day, Alex.

A man discovers a alien language deep in a tomb. He is trying to figure out what it means.

Having a nose is a sin.

Sun crashes into the earth. The volcano ghost witnesses this event, and frowns.

"Eye can't believe it..." said Eye. "I killed my only human friend." as he pulls his hand away from the bloodied knife, staring at nothing.

Guy tells roommate to help clean up once in a while. Their house seems to be a mess, with graffiti on the walls, and blood in the sink.

A minion and monster energy drink face off in a contest in who can scrub a toilet faster.

Why did the letter A love B? Because A loves Bears.