Whereas Adam was created from the clay of the earth, black people were created when God ate too much Mexican one night.

The chupacabra gave up on catching goats to eat and decided to order pizza instead.

Rose and Jake are bored but neither one of them will suggest something to do.

Starscream is a strong black Decepticon who ain't be needin' no man.

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Eridan and Sollux sloppy kisses

How to lose at Snake

Vodka Mutini

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Watch out! Slenderman's tanner brother with his knockoff operator symbol is coming for you!

A botched heart transplant ruins a little person's day.