a 12 years old attempt of being funny

my grandmother dances so fine that it sets me on fire

a chicken decides to give birth to a rainbow in the shape of Florida

willy wonka cries over the fact that he found out he is allergic to chocolate

a flying penis attacks a puppy

an angry Chinese man

man is born with his toes pointed upwards towards the sky

your mother is cooking chicken tonight

pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

andrew hussie dreams about eggs

bro strider posing naked for us fangirls

IM DRUNK