FUCK NO!

Dolan rapes a giant green beatle

man celebrates, having murdered a giant insect with a dildo. Pay special attention to the chocolate syrup labelled "pool of blood".

BUZZBUZZBUZZ!!!!! RAPE ALERT!!! BUZZBUZZBUZZ!!!!!

Rocket ship covered in vomit

EA finally lost so much money on their shitty sports games that they went bankrupt, and everyone rejoiced.

Nikola Tesla uses portal technology to get a hand-job from an unsuspecting little girl

Delusional Eggplant thinks it's a sleeping-bag

New Chain

Pit from Kid Icarus beating the shit out of Kratos

Counterfeit money is an excellent source of protein

Minotaur Basketball League

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Wook at da widdle puppywuppiekins!!!

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