a mortally wounded pumpkin threatens and insults the reader

Vampire Matzoh covered in cheese robs the local blood bank

A cookie with RAISONS in it! DECIEVER!

a breast cancer awareness bus... I think... it's not very clear...

A patriot awakes and performs his morning ablutions.

"I think I see the problem... but I don't think I understand it."

Self-esteem

sea monster eating a unicorn

pink, red, black and white tartan

omelette du fromage

Guy in a Fez hanging from the ceiling

snake stealing an ice lolly from a young girl. she is crying in response.