OMG, THE COOKIES HAVE BECOME SENTIENT AND ARE PLANNING TO OVERTHROW HUMANITY! SAVE YOURSELVES!

A lone lightbulb fighting out against the repression of the communist pink background...

Cat offering the eyes of a dead cow, whose family he senseless murdered with guns, to a tree.

Two-legged Gangsta dinousaur with a severe social and intellectual disorder; eating air. Om nom nom.

Polish drunk in a tracksuit unable to remain in control of bodily functions concerning his lower fluid excretion device.

A dead fella

Stoned elf staring at the "floating" marbles that will one day become sentient and murder him and his family...

A rock stating the obvious.

A singing tin. Literally that.

A cute rectangle.

face-impaired muscle man gangsta-ly walks away from his car whilst it rains dem dolla dolla and the road appears to be made of coinage.

A man owed a kitten money. A man did not pay the kitten his money. A man had his debts settled by the kitten... with a gun.

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