Head cheese

Morrowind

Howard, the poor fool, has been swept up in a skating craze soon after watching "Skate Kings" on the History Channel. He plummets down.

Little Johnny has found his pet bird, Tweedles, tortured to death in its cage

Starry night

Pudgy man with makeup wearing a full body orange corduroy suit and a California T-Shirt attempts to seduce you.

Man who hasn't showered for 2 weeks

rectal prolapse

Completely oblivious of the new anti-gas laws, the Flatulence Clan carries out their rituals

Human with blue hair contemplates life

He drank too much Diet Coke

Cheese thief is flatulent