Child wants to play with father. Father misinterprets as a challenge to a karate match.

Romney is hiding behind his money in 2012

Bro is uncomfortable watching the TV. Someone off screen is throwing popcorn too.

Dracula Disowns Edward

Anime boy is unaware of gender norms and is very misinformed about gender VS. sex

The rat king ponders the future of his kingdom while sitting on his velvet throne under the moonlight

A man kindly sends his steak back understandingly because it just needed a few more minutes on the grill.

Damn city folk, thinkin' they can just waltz on up to my farm!

Little known fact: just before death sets in the last thing your brain thinks of is the smell of watermelons

A man is frustrated at having to walk up a hill.

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Gerald from Hey Arnold died while in drag