Man hopes this promising first date won't end in disaster with the other person finding out about the pile of lemons under the table

giant hotdog in a bun is heading west at 12:40pm and is about to topple 2 skyscraper

whale drinking a strawberry milkshake

rihanna decided to take up motocross in her later years

guy who thinks he's a real people person, but everyone hates him

looks like a little :| face right between the beer gut and the pubes. i hate this game, too.

"Gourmet" burger. The secret ingredient is a whole, unpeeled lemon.

Having had enough of Earth's shit, the Sun and a cannibalistic planet conspire to destroy Earth. "Yo what the fuck" cries Earth.

Turns out Zombies don't want to eat brains, they prefer salad with a nice white wine

college student dinner

"Your three Chopped basket ingredients are: clams (shell only), six (6) fingernail clippings, and a screwdriver. Good luck chefs!"

beer so strong that the beer itself is trashed wasted