A table with two plates. One with a sandwich, one with grapes. Next to the sandwich, there is a bag of Lay's chips.

A big, fat turd riding a skateboard saying "YEEEA", with red spiky outlines.

A green dragon playing the trumpet.

A blue-headed guy with no arms wearing a pink tux, standing with similar but blurry men in different colours. Underneath it says "SO EXTRA"

A topless blonde, pudgy woman talking on her cellphone. She's wearing jeans, but nothing more. She also has red swollen nipples.

A crocodile tells two people to "MERP MERP DO LE KISS", one of them say "u no want kiss i raep u" and the other replies with "ok pls".

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Purple monkey dishwasher.

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Snoop Lion died a terrible death. It just ain't cool, dawg.

Someone sitting on a toilet watching the muppets.

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The most random thing you can think of.

A pink cake with a piece of dynamite as a candle.

A fat clown with a big red nose, a bow-tie and red, spiky hair saying "BIG FAIL".

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