The future president of the United States.

John would be less opposed to the Johnkat ship if Karkat had long hair and boobs. Wouldn't we all.

A water elemental and a flame elemental decide to risk it all and become allies. They shake hands, which could have dire consequences.

Doodle Or Die is actually a way of feeding a large snake that eats pointlessness.

I'm sorry, dear. I'm afraid you have a dreadful case of poop-eye. It's terminal.

Balloon Party. But those balloons are filled with farts from hillbillies with poor dental hygiene.

Nicely drawn! Feferi showing her Royal Closet to Sollux.

A cute bubble with blue eyes and eyelashes. She has four legs, all of which end in classy red shoes.

Einstein fish tries to teach the equation for Energy to his 'school'. Hah, fish puns.

Oh my! The eleventh Doctor, with his fez and bow-tie intact, is confronted by a giant gentlemanly duck! This has the good Doctor befuddled.

A very sexy goat. The pose looks like it might be uncomfortable for the neck, though. Also who helped her put makeup on??

A yellow jujube smacking a shoddily made scarecrow in the head with a stop sign. He's shouting 'GUCR!'