Jamie Hyneman has hooker suck his nose.

The Soldier has a recognition party at Team BLU's base and gets a Halloween themed rocket-launcher, but I think he really wanted was a hat.

A rotten strawberry picks a fight with a main-sequence star.

BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW. I prefer GREEN AN' PURPLE GREEN AN' PURPLE!

Man cries in the shadow of a bat in a dark room. Maybe because he's a pussy who's afraid of the dark and getting eaten by Bruce Wayne. Fag.

Male phalluses.

Animals don't wear clothes, dumbass, so of course cats are naked, dumb shit.

Some asshole hypocrite alligator saying violence isn't the only way. I swear, this guy is just a stupid fucking double-nigger with his grin.

Man hangs himself because of gurl gamerz.

Samus's Art.

Stupid shit, it's all blue. Draw something blue. If you draw Sanic I will like your doodle.

4 Eyed chicken. Not a hand. A hand is a rooster.

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