If the United States was its own planet.

jack skellington is sad

A rolling hill of flowers

A sperm with sunglasses saying "Fuck the Police"

A fat red guy is concentrating really hard on something

A car on a pogo stick bounced on a homeless man and his pet turtle

An arm with a red glove is chained up

An oldschool iPod commercial featuring an elephant

Dracula falls down the rabbit hole and meets 50 Cent

What happens when a bro gets AIDS

A jar full of cookies and bandaids

A strawberry milkshake