Watermelon holds a more positive view of Gotham than most and thinks little of Batman, but he lacks a utility belt to match his aspirations.

Seeds scatter from the cliff. Carried by polka dot girl, the wind, then the sea. To be planted nowhere.

A man wins the affections of his mouse though tender caress and the safety of blue rubber gloves, while a Pickachu learns to love again.

Punk rock adulterer looks down on society, by looking to his left.

If the moon is out, good Mermadams stay in. Gentleman sharks are on the prowl. Ladies! In the name of decency do keep your clam shells on!

Well sure, you can hit a home run, but it doesn't count for much if your spindly stick legs aren't even going to get you off of home base.

Doctor I've taken ill, my symptoms include fire breathing, a purple rash, and dinosaur head.

lucygooseythebest is grateful to travisezell for giving her such a kind and thoughtful comment, but she knows he's lying because she farted.

I will penetrate your orange invincibility cloak with my blue bent up coat hanger.

Cheshire cat is surprised, confused, and perhaps a touch offended, but each eye is feeling these emotions independently.

The view of Saint-Rémy under swirling stars as seen from an asylum towards north, in the style of early chemical physicist Victor Van Gough.

Dear Diary: My only friends are illegible scribbles. I have lost 2 legs. My claws are attached to my carapace. I cry and miss my ocean home.