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The newbie club penguin player asks the sensei 'I'll blow you for a black belt' the sansei replies 'GAYYYYY'
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qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm is the meaning of life
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your son wants some scotch eggs, you give him sausage rolls. The world has ended what has humanity become?
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this is what a cake is doing to itself when you are not eating or looking at it
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A dog with a zigzag car is getting horny over a cucumber