A man with jaundice faps to a chicken.

Dhalsim was hitting the sauce.

Garfield sadly awaits getting neutered

JURJUR FERM PHRNTERM MERNERS TOOK MER JERB!

space chimp DOESN'T TAKE NO CRAP FROM ASTRO-SNAILS! GET ZAPPED, BYATCH!

An emo stomach

A guy consumes some Shrinkin' Potion, only to fall into the jar. He laments his last moments as he shrinks into oblivion.

Four peaches, chilling on the beach with a sand castle depiction of Notre Dame, a crab, and a tanooki.

A green robot sighs longingly for a heaping plate of. a.) pencil shavings. b.) bananas. c.) mac and cheese

A cool cat in sunglasses imagines himself prepping for a nude hurdle run.

John Lennon pursuing a young blonde man. My sympathies go to Yoko, I was cheering on that ship since I was born.

A dog returns to his favorite urinating tree, only to find the bare remnant of it's trunk. You could say he's rather... stumped. YEAAAAAAA

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