SON, FOR YOUR SIXTEENTH BIRTHDAY I HIRED A REAL LIVE VOLCANO TO BELCH OUT SEARING HOT MAGMA AND A CHOCOLATE CAKE JUST FOR YOU

I just CANNOT BELIEVE how RAVEN that was. It was SO RAVEN.

Dr. Robotnik (The one with the phallic head from the cartoon) is terribly sad.

An extremely anatomically incorrect man lies peacefully beneath the ground. God rest his soul.

A top view of a pink man opening a pink door.

A cat laying on it's back. It seems to be mildly disappointed by something.

Pokemon masters are WAY COOL. They're even cooler than huge muscly tough guys with sunglasses. Don't try to disprove me, it's a fact.

A woman with extreme mutations and no arms is running... somewhere.

An angel's existence is just barely held together by the power of love.

Some kind of monster's hand laying flat on a table. The fingers resemble claws.

A worm/snake hybrid that likes to complain about its lack of hands.

A caterpillar that is suffering from depression due to its mouth and antennae becoming french fries, and its eyes becoming orange juice.