"Shit, my bus is late. Perhaps if I sit still, this T-Rex with Down Syndrome won't look up from his paper and eat me."

George Bush but with an asian accent

A Republican upon realizing who represents him in the 2012 election.

Ms. Frizzle blows her nose in reaction to the horrific events of 9/11.

"Hello, my name is Antoine the Ant, and I am an oil salesman from Texas with a fine mustache. I seem to have misplaced my four pistols."

Stop and smell the roses.

Oh no, this banana appears to have a cancerous mole.

Voting Republican, ever.

A stoned fish

Implying bronies have any talent

A bumblebee in a thong.

Curious about rectal pleasure, Elmo causes WTC.