a jedi who hates sand

deez nuts

a vaguely phallic-looking alien sits in a space wendy's drive through

the sound of ultimate suffering

the final battle between man and sponge

edgelord simaris hates music

A knight charges forth to slay a dragon, who is stoned out of his mind.

a pencil tries to rub one out

an angry mouse rubs a magic lamp

the sun is about to crash into the earth

a heart chained up with overwrought metaphors

patrick stewart makes it so.