Granny is forcefully kissing a fish and pissing in the mouth of another fish. The sun is disgusted about all this and so am I

Doodle or Die

A man excitedly vomits a swarm of bees into another man's mouth while he is sleeping.

Doodle or Die

A well drawn pony. But it's actually a real piece of shit. Looks are not everything.

Something so disgusting that it can't be drawn. (But I still want you to try!)

Gingerbread woman is terrified as she realizes she has entered the bad part of the neighborhood

Two adorable chickens. Well, at least they WOULD be adorable, if they had beaks. For the love of God, draw beaks on the chickens!!!

Who's going to hang himself tonight? Why it's me, Zoidberg! Wubwubwubwub

A postman abandons his duties and runs off to frolic in the field with a green balloon

Two empty eyeballs staring into the white abyss forever wondering about what could have been

New Chain

A lovely frog

Doodle or Die

Albert-old, lonely,abandoned by both his children and grandchildren and suffering from rheumatism- is getting harassed by pranksters at 2am

Abortion is kawaii~

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