Grapes on the phone

New Chain

I require a shrubbery.

Pool's closed due to AIDS

Dual-race ninja

Mario is pissed that he always sees ugly toad in the castle and not peach.

Satan and an angel playing in the nude.

Apple with a worm in it.

I'm so ugly...I broke the mirror!

New Chain

Bubba, the big black guy from prison whom everybody fears.

He's here 4 da cheesy mess

Jew scheming his next money scam.

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