You can't make whipped cream with your own tongue

The Cow-Dog-Human hybrid is a frank success

This baby drinks so much milk his mother had to become a dairy cow

Being fabulous grants automatic victory in duels

A whole family of time travelers wait patiently for the invention of tacos

Jesus tells his apostles about building an Ark, but for Tumblr users only. They are speechless

Try writing without "t"s

Fig. 1 proves the effect of hair coloration on blindness

Doctor Monkey's new genetically engineered bananas spread Ebola

Jesus is cold so St-Peter offers a hug

St-Valentin's Day came early this year, much to the pawn's displeasure

His speech impediment makes it hard for the man to kidnap people and force them to become his friends