I told you, if you stare directly at my schlong, you will bleed from your eyes til kingdom come. That's your problem now, buddy.

some mall goth found the porn store and is trying to act non-chalant.

The only witnesses at the crime scene were a couple of useless bowling balls that someone had glued googly-eyes to. Tragic.

Salad Fingers' final days at the rest home.

A worm who failed to turn into a butterfly inside its cocoon. Probably had something to do with being a worm and not a caterpillar.

Tissue box tetris

Your lima beans might have cancer!

Johnny Bravo before and after his male-to-tangled-up-rainbow-yarn-skein change operation.

Ew gross ass frog tryna gimme a valentine, who you think you is anyway

Some freaky deeky tiki monster gettin his sizzurp on with a hot dog he get at a gas station.

"Would you prefer to die by buckshot or tootsie pop?" asked Pervo, the bloody old clown.

A mentally disturbed kitten logged onto your internet and posted an E/N thread.