Tomato's greatest fear is being turned into soup. Potato's fear is being mistaken for poop.

hermaphroditic telletubby

Sir Wanksalot can't wait for sexytimes with Moany Lisa

Get in my mouth or die, chicken pot pie...

Just DIE ALREADY

I don't get it

Swimming pools kill more children than guns

Make the magic happen

Bring home the bacon

I'm sorry to inform you, Mr. Rogers, that your son is criminally insane!