skinny viking smoking a j

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Dogs playing poker. One's a little drunk.

Nazi icecream bar with big muscles holding a frying pan on top of his head.

Snooki doing her lipstick in the mirror. She's not as fat as she probably should be.

A miniature woman on the back of an envelope sits at a table, laughing at her funny salad.

two foxes hanging out.One's on a couch, the other is raiding the fridge, unsuccessfully, for more booze. A bunch of empties lay on the floor

Dude from Katamari eating a hamburger. Too much mustard.

A plum having sex with a green garbage can.

Cute duck contemplating what to do with a knife.

New Chain

Obese woman shopping at Wal-Mart.

Smiling tomato, wearing blush, asking what he or she looks like.

lonely man proclaiming to a 12 foot penis that he loves it in Mr Mouth.

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