An SNL boxing match

Someone pleasuring themselves with an apple product

Pikachu succumbs to peer pressure and bulks up.

A unicorn realises it doesn't have the opposable thumbs necessary to drink vodka

A turtle vomits on a staircase

Some kind of really fucked up watermelon

An extremely well designed and interesting homestuck character spews nonsense, possibly because homestuck is garbage

extremely tan transsexual humanoid ejaculates on a 12 inch midget in blackface wearing a brown tophat