A priest with eyes floating over his head conducting an ode to the Illuminati.

A hipster disowns his daughters after seeing them come home with starbucks coffee instead of this coffe joint called "javalava."

A man wakes up in a Salvador Dali painting with a magic apple.

The Doodle or Die drawing interface.

Dog with shades eating a hotdog while a man with no arms sits speechless under an american flag

It's like the Japanese flag, but yellow in the middle instead of red.

Add your own drawing to the phrase, "JESUS CHRIST CHERYL, THAT'S THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK AND NOW IT'S ALL WET; GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER."

An anime character with medium-blue hair and a large stomach point to the sky blaspheming god for permanently attaching glasses to her face.

A "Simpsons" character being dragged by the arm with a black man's flexible, purple-headed coat.

A man with a skull head falls in ketchup while his multi-colored organs spill out.

Peace!

The shark questions of he really wants to take a shower.