Mario, Luigi, and Wario get fused together, and, in much pain, request that you kill them/him/it.

A new pretentious ad campaign to stop me from doing drugs.

"10,000 years in a lamp gives you such a crick in the neck!"

An angry "No Like" yells at a troll to "Ship it" while the troll says "K u wanker lel", all while holding a box and wearing a monocle.

A purple Bunny is intensely eating a carrot, meanwhile, a fly got hit hard enough to get a big old lump and a pot spilled it's blue contents

An invisible finger pokes chocolate jello.

Eye-less cactus screams passionately, "AY, CUCARACHA!"

A fellow walks out of his beautiful house in a beautiful place and announces to the world, "I sure like being penetrated."

War-vet Santa is sort of sad about a anti-mouse propaganda mug.

"Sorry, you're princess is in another castle!" Mario is miffed, but doesn't swear. (Nice pixel art, btw)

A giant is out to destroy Springfield's Nuclear Power Plant! He just won't Leaf! (Its a giant leaf if you didn't get the pun.)

A brand new Match.com profile picture for Purple-man.