Old senile brony with pink visor that is nude expresses his unrequited love for a Yellow Pony with butterfly wings. Shits himself.

Pikachu man

Old man is disappointed that you won't pee in him. You pee next to him instead.

Doodle or Die

A blue dragon sings that milkshake song in a cave; so as a result a tree within the cave gets turned on.

The sun is an old lady that is handing you a back scratcher because her behind itches.

Atari goes to an all time low with its brand new game.

The diarrhea has stopped thanks to a very efficient butt plug.

A blue camel in the desert takes a bite off a palm leaf.

Which drugs should you buy? Should you buy the higher quality $5 kind or risk it with possibly lower quality dangerous $4.25 kind.

Blue crayon tells the pink crayon to deal with it.

Man fondles with a small red crab. "Hey sexy crab you"

Illuminati UFO looking down on you.

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