I can not be killed by a bullet. No sir. That ain't my style.
The sun is so rad.
Lady leprechaun is PISSED.
Lincoln vowed revenge, grew a beard, and returned years later to kick the ass of the sorry sunuvabitch that dared to stomp Lincoln's tophat.
After three days, he returned from the dead....to slurp up the blood of the living.
Who's got two thumbs up, a rainbow tail, and no teeth whatsoever? Thisssssss guy.
A ghostly pirate floats up from the bottom of the brackish, inky waves.
Ivory-white ghost faces emerging from inky gloom.
Looking back on it, it was probably a bad idea to bet my soul to Satan over a game of Pong...
We crawled through the dark and burrowed deep inside his mind. There is no him anymore, there is only us. And we are so hungry.
Death has come to sing you to sleep.
So, hey, the king is kind of a nose...
Chuck Norris is a creaky, middle-aged dumbfuck, coasting on the success of a shitty tv show and a long-dead internet meme. Mercy kill him.