Reading some bullshit.

One slutty Panda

The police look on in confusion as a dork covered in pickles urinates on the floor.

Disabled seal showing off it's butt. He is saying, "Smut"

You know that I'm the cream of the crop Mean Gene!

A dark stranger presses his body up against the shower door glass. The man in the shower creams in terror, but he's already seen everything.

Lord Space Squid sits in solitude and ponders what galaxy shall fall next.

Zorro with parkinsons

Connect the dots to form the dreaded third stage of syphilis

Moltres carves anger out on a wall

This is Bob, Bob is a baby born with a car shaped head

Gary Oak says, "What"