Homer Simpson's disembodied head stare sinto the distance. Behind him, a blue and gray octopus floats closer, ensuring his demise.

A fat, literally black man contemplates the ground while stuck between two enormous walls. "Fuck" he proclaims.

Green eggs and green ham fly through the arctic, unmolested by contemporary laws of physics and gravity.

A dead man reclines in his chair beside his computer. He did not doodle. He died.

Thin, literally black men with red lips stand beside a sign proclaiming it is 'friday,' fire rages around them. They are unperturbed.

A beautiful land of green grass and sunsets is being threatened by the dark lands of the worm kingdom. The worms advance with death clouds.

A literally black man admiring his new belt. He appears to have won a rodeo of some sort.

A plump, bald, middle aged woman with stumpy arms cannot get off of her oversized rump, it has become fuzed with the floor.

Two giant heads are on opposite sides of a fence. One appears unconcerned, perhaps stoned, the other has made a horrible realization.

A man laughs hysterically. HAHA he screeches. The man beside him appears concerned. The word 'no' is tattooed to his lips.

A stereotypical gamer girl laughs out loud while informing you she is such a nerd. She is wearing hipster glasses and making duck face.

A large nosed fellow points at his face and says 'that's me!' There is also a floating heart.

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