I give you a hamburger.

I type this now with a Dvorak keyboard, bitches.

A man sitting upon his throne in his castle constructed of the feces of the great Dragon. It is the strongest feces.

Karkat getting all up in some asshats face.

Have you ever tried to play this game with a fucking TRACKBALL MOUSE?

I think you'd better give him de INFO.

Stan lee after joining a biker gang with a bull ring stuck in his face. Also his glasses are on fire and he's breathing fire from his nose.

Draw for me an apple, forged of gold and enchanted for use in the grand gladiator pits of Rome.

Draw me the finest of ladies, with exquisite curves that show off the most erotic of her body, with a hint at what intellect lies within.

This grand painting depicts two men of what seems to be Chinese descent with grand moustaches surrendering to some enemy that they share.

Tis the alphabet of English written in bold orange lettering of what appears to be the font depicting the handwriting of a toddling child.

Doth beeth a cube of blue and white outlines.