Because of DIRK JAKE •-•

Suddenly, Bender appears from nowhere! His tongue appears to have been replaced by male genitalia.

King Kong, but with Barney instead.

Evil bacon cackles with malicious glee as his next victim pleads for his life.

A pencil vomiting a random line onto the bottom of the page

Dude is chillin' on a pink couch, relaxin' with the remote in one hand and his balls in the other.

The midday sun illuminates the sky in a brilliant azure display, causing all who gaze upward upon it to stop and marvel upon its brilliance.

Hitler has decided that enough is enough.

Sonic just doesn't understand Amy's feelings, try as she might to present them to him. It seems their relationship was never destined to be.

A creeper just trying to get some peace and quiet.

Patrick Starr attempting to formulate a coherent thought

A Voltorb named Poland introduces himself.