it turns out the pope is super buff

A nun just bought a baby from some eskimos and is pushing him away in a shopping cart. Meanwhile, a rad dude has a gun.

schneiders' list: a movie about 6 hot dogs, but one of them is one of those lumpy breakfast sausages in disguise. He's wearing a moustache.

someone is dancing in his house with a red chicken. Outside, a man with snazzy hair screams, "ahh", because his green pepper has a face.

a guy slowly sinking into the ground

a worm crying about his best friend, alfred the shark, dying a tragic death

robot tells you a funny joke

this guy IS SICK OF COMPUTERS

three guys wonder how this giant poop came to be

A thief runs from a walmart. "Yeah, I'll take them," he says. But he's already taken them.

an anime popsicle wearing a wig is blasted into space by the sheer force of a woman's fart

poor Mr. Krabs has cancer :-(