Poland thinks you're flirting with him, but you really aren't.

Russia wears 42 sweaters to stay warm in Russian weather.

Draw your favourite character in a miniskirt~! And pass it on!!!

Iceland HATES his big br- I mean Norway for putting him in an ugly blue dress. That dress really shows off Iceland's legs, though.

France, "I love uz." England, "Ur makn me fat." ...The first time I learnt about "Mpreg," I thought it was a picture type like GIF or JPEG.

RusAme hug. What's not to understand?

Russia is much to fab for you. (It says "dab" but I think it was supposed to be fab)

England tries to tell some kids a story, but he can't since the children keep interrupting him. So he flips out and screams at the children.

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? A-AMERICA? WITH OLIVER'S SMILE? AND BAGS UNDER HIS EYES? AND RUSSIA'S NOSE? Maybe I need some tea to clear my mind...

Doesn't everyone love Russia?

Prussia vs Russia! Video game style!

Denmark wants to play with Legos.