Showman crys because he doesn't have a penis.

Separated by evil, joined by pastel colours.

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Man with a blue head.

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Spiral polarbear.

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magic spell turns someone into a multicoloured caterpillar

Man hurts his tooth eating Cap'n crunch

Brocolli reading a book

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